De todos los trabajos asombrosos que consiguió José Ramón del Corazón en la Cruz Lombroso, el que más le aportó personalmente a su desarrollo fue el de probador de bombitas de iluminación inalámbricas. Lombroso fue tomado por el Gerente Subsidiario de la Empresa Nacional de Control de la Luz en el Reino de Gaetania precisamente por su apellido, derivado de las sombras, ya que una profecía había dictado que las sombras controlarían la luz. Tal como había hecho en la localidad de Gervasio Real Audiencia, Lombroso comenzó por exigir guantes para su tarea, cosa que no existía antes de él. Por lo que se denominaron guantes Lombroso o lombrosianos en honor al exigidor. Pero tenían dedos de gusano, porque él tenía los dedos finos. De todas formas, así los desarrollaron y luego se fueron modificando.Tomaba las lámparas y las llevaba al centro de la habitación donde funcionaba un inductor menos espectacular que los de Tesla, aunque más espectacular que los del encendido de los viejos tubos fluorescentes que explotaban a menudo dejando un olor a leche de iguana quemada mezclado con pelo de zarigüeya preñada por el chotacabras. Por fortuna éstos no explotaban, por suerte para los probadores.La tarea consistía en colocar las bombillas y verificar en qué orientación del culote con el diagrama cartesiano del pavimento, éste se encendía y dejar constancia de ello en una tabla de base de datos.Esto servía a la compañía de control para distribuir las lamparitas a diferentes localidades indicando el ángulo, así el usuario no perdía tiempo haciéndolo. De todas maneras, los usuarios eran los famosos extraterrestres estilo platelmintos que habían llegado guiados por las ondas hertzianas de la televisión para aprender a bailar y a tomar la teta, pero se habían encontrado con que la mayoría de las tetas (que ellos querían) eran de plástico y aplicaron políticas correctivas en el uso de la electricidad. No sirvió para las tetas.Lombroso consiguió esa ocupación, como dije, por su apellido ilustre, si se permite la paradoja. Y como su sombra no era demasiado electromagnética sino más bien de origen cuántico, no interfirió demasiado, lo que desilusionó un poco al platelminto Jefe de Sección y al Gerente mencionado supra.No era la intención de Lombroso quedarse en tal postura, pero la pasó bien ya que conoció varias de las señoritas atractivas de la televisión pues estaban contratadas en la misma empresa para hacer tareas de mantenimiento en las computadoras cuánticas y en los cerebros electrónicos de los platelmintos para adecuarlos a la realidad terráquea.Nunca supo de dónde vinieron los extraterrestres. Y aunque esa podría ser una nueva ocupación para nuestro héroe, es motivo de otra historia, si usted permite.´Sobre el autor: Héctor RaneaSource:http://brevesnotanbreves.blogspot.com/2013/07/control-de-la-luz-hector-ranea.html
Control de la Luz – Héctor Ranea Images
Químicamente impuro: Llegó una noche – Héctor Ranea
(400 x 343 - 12.58 KB - jpeg)
grupoheliconia: Tras bambalinas – Héctor Ranea
(607 x 365 - 155.70 KB - jpeg)
Ráfagas, parpadeos: Ráfagas musicales y parpadeos acústicos ...
(700 x 708 - 126.08 KB - jpeg)
Así que decidió probar en una librería cercana para proponer al ...
(185 x 144 - 13.64 KB - jpeg)
Name: Indiana Rose Evans Birthday: 27 July 1990. Birthplace: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. Nationality: Australian. Famous for: Blue Lagoon: The Awakening (2012); Crownies (2011-2011); Arctic Blast (2010); H2O: Just Add Water (2009-2010); Home and Away (2004-2008). Twitter account: Indiana Evans 
Baseball is a changed game. It's a changed culture. Sure, there are still those that embarrass themselves and disrespect the history of the game by using PEDs, but the game has changed in the sense that players are calling for harsher penalties and the tolerance is at a minimum around the league. Ryan Braun is finding out the hard way and it's assumed that Alex Rodriguez won't be far behind him. It doesn't matter what sport it is, a superstar standing at a podium spilling half-hearted apologies for using PEDs has become the norm for this generation. Braun fit right into that category yesterday as he gave a sad apology, if it could even be called that.Let's rewind the clock to February 2012 when Braun stood at a podium in Arizona and vehemently denied any wrongdoing after it was reported in December 2011 that he was being investigated for elevated levels of testosterone. At the time he was in such denial that he went to great lengths to profess his innocence. "I truly believe in my heart and I would bet my life that this substance never entered my body," he said.Now it's 2013 and Braun was in front of a microphone, but singing a much different tune. "As I have acknowledged in the past, I am not perfect. I realize now that I have made some mistakes. I am willing to accept the consequences for those actions. This situation has taken a toll on me and my entire family, and it has been a distraction to my teammates and the Brewers organization," he said.Hey guys, did you hear that??? Ryan Braun realized he's not perfect! Seriously? What a dumb thing to say. Did he think he was like the second coming of Jesus Christ or something? At any rate, we're all glad he realized he's not perfect. Oh, and he just now realizes that he made some mistakes. So when he was taking those substances he didn't realize it was a mistake? Ryan Braun is no fool and I wish he wouldn't act like he was so naive. He's a smart individual. He's smart enough to lead us on this trail of denial for more than a year and he almost got away with it.Of course, he couldn't get this far without crushing a few people along the way, namely the tester Dino Laurenzi Jr. Oh, and if you're wondering, Braun didn't even mention Laurenzi the other day when he was spewing his lame apologies. We may never know what Braun does in private, but I hope he apologizes to Laurenzi after completely ruining his reputation so that he could avoid a suspension in 2012.Braun had an excuse for everything, a reason for why his name popped up in investigations and he stepped all over those in his path to try and maintain his innocence and reputation. Like I said, he's a smart guy for leading us on this long. However, he had to know this would be the end eventually. He saw the Rafael Palmeiro finger wag, the Mark McGwire silence, the ballad of Floyd Landis and the Oprah interview with Lance Armstrong. He's seen Barry Bonds become the most hated man in baseball and he saw countless others admit and give a half-hearted apologies for taking PEDs. He had to know that eventually the truth would be revealed.But maybe all that lying went to his head and he actually believed it to be truth. Who knows. Here's what we do know: MLB players aren't forgiving him anytime soon and many have called for stiff penalties. Matt Kemp said he should be stripped of the 2011 MVP award and Skip Schumaker said Braun should be suspended for life and that "he makes me sick." There is no tolerance for this sort of thing in the MLB any longer and the commissioner should listen. No game will ever be 100 percent clean, but a stiff penalty to a star like Braun will certainly grab everyone's attention.Ryan Braun is a fraud and he is a cheater. He's not the first and he's not going to be the last. When he returns to the field in 2014 he may still hear the cheers in Milwaukee when he hits a home run, but on the road and among his peers his reputation will never recover from this. It's a mistake with permanent ramifications and it's unfortunate that Braun was the last one to realize that. 
Others protest report in Arabic area (218 ) Global Military News Global military biggan design (1147) cross News Strait line (1766) Asian News Asia-Pacific (2708) biggan design International Vientiane Internetional (3692) Straits Comments Discussion (128) insider observed inside observed (7) 
Tracks Listing :Cuartero – El CieloCuartero – El GringoDJ PP – Miami Vice (Hector Couto Remix)German Brigante – KilomboMike Newman – All InHadrian – In a DreamMike Newman – Soul II SoulMike Newman – Groovin HighSexy House Lab – La AmazoniaSteve Froggatt – Shoulder Droppinlink de descargar http://adf.ly/SuOpdlink roto en comentarios
Susan Boyle - Britains Got Talent 2009 Episode 1 - Saturday 11th April | HD High Quality Description: Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent 2009 Episode 1 - Saturday 11th April. 
Taylor Swift Curls Tutorial! Description: If you enjoyed this video be sure to give it a thumbs up! 
Arab Got Talent 2012 Semi Finals Super Man Morocco Description: music from arab got talent full music it is great. 
