myblog: Policegiri

Lets start off with some simple questions. Did you enjoy Singam? The Ajay Devgn remake of the Tamil Super Hit of the same name? Did you wish through the movie that if only it was Sanjay Dutt playing the role of Ajay Devgn. If you fall into the segment that has answered yes to both questions then you will love Policegiri like very few movies in the recent past.Take the setting of Singam – Colva in Goa. Take the sets of Singam. Erase everything that says Colva, Goa. Repaint everything as Nagapuram in Andhra Pradesh. Ensure that there is a lot of Telegu signboards just so people find it believable. Ignore the fact that there are a few shots of Mumbai local trains at regular intervals for no apparent reason. And make some tall claims of a village with a 442 km radius!!!! Call the hero Rudra Aditya Devraj (Sanjay Dutt) and give him the designation of DCP for Nagapuram. He must, however make an entry as a beer drinking goon, just to scope the territory. You know to figure out how much up shit creek he really is. Put in a few Rajnikantish fight sequences (plural) in the first few minutes itself. Half an hour into the movie you should have Rajni Saar coming out of your ears. Next, change Prakash Raj’s name from Jayant Shirke to Nagori Nityanand Subramaniyam. Get him to call himself the PM. Not Prime Minister. Politician Maker. Now now. Stay with me. Don’t run away. This is going to get better I promise you. Give him some sidekicks played by Murali Sharma and Mukesh Tiwari or the likes. Ensure they make complete asses of themselves every few seconds. Lastly take a girl who doesn’t like anyone taking a bribe and is born to a Hindu Mother and Muslim father. Call her Seher (Prachi Desai). Ensure that Seher forgets everything about bribery when she gets some hogwash from our hero about getting your hands dirty to stay in the system when she catches him in the act. Also get someone to make an ass of himself around Seher all through the movie. After all of this, put in some random dialogues. For e.g., “India mein 3 cheezein kabhi badal nahin sakti – Population, Pollution & Corruption”. “Gadar ke Sunny Deol jaise aaya aur Jism ka Sunny Leone bana kar chala gaya”. And of course a signature dialogue, “Naam hai DCP Rudra. Born in Mumbai. Bought up in India. Mind It”!!! I told you you have loads to look forward to. If you still want to put yourself through this movie then it is playing at Fame Neelyog which is fast getting to be one of my preferred theatres due to its proximity to Ghatkopar East Station – actually a stones throw. Playing at 1720 hrs daily for this week. Go right ahead. Also playing at 16 other theatres. There is no dearth of Sanju Baba fans in Mumbai you see. 2 on 10.Watch the trailer on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0YLi2YyIXk
Source:http://kartikr.blogspot.com/2013/07/policegiri.html

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